The L0000000000000000000000000000000000ng and the short of it

Pun fully intended.

Excerpts from recent incident observed closely.

1. Fast Moving Consumer Goods.
 It was late Saturday! Strolling back home.

First purchase: Shaving Cream. Not Available@ 12 shops.
Second Purchase: Pepsi 500ml, @3 shop: only available in 2 litre. please take 3 COKE (read as plural Coca Cola-- कोके  कोला) - reminded of Satish Shah's dialogue in Akele Hum Akele Tume.
अकेले हम अकेले तुम
जो हम तुम संग हो तोह फिर  बुब्ब्ल गम and Youngistaan ka Meew!!
Third Purchase: Heinz Tomato Ketchup. @ Buy one Get Two free offer. Expired hai Sir, free mein nahi denge.


Just realized they were moving too fast too furious. Might well as sport a unshaved look and plain tomatoo salad for the day.


2. India ka A.C.
What if traveling in train is difficult.
The most strangest of the solution comes then. Necessary is necessity for Invention and mother of Congestion.


Just imagine need for a roofless train. That is a challenge for all Engineers in India. Ya it should have movable roof!! Wonder if the next Wimbeldon would be there.... We demand a lot........


 Yest it would definitely save some energy. When there is a will in India there is a Bill on the other way.... ready to pay 8000 bugs a month for same. Even I am .. just need some ALL OUT mosquito to kill those many...


3. Silence of the dogs.
This is  very recent as yesterday.
Someone said of the "Bade dakarte the sher jaise, aur kutte ke jaise ban kar" .. Well at least it made them speak and one language which continues highlight the education of the empowered leaders. There is an advantage to it... Chinese and international community do not understand this.. Also there is no IPL attached to it.

However MILO is still the best dog. “Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats".


And yes the PJ of the year... somebody made it.

Look there is a stupid joke going out there................What is it stupid????... It will come back on its on 

and yes as RK Laxman would say Who is to blame, when You said it!!! 
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by Anonymous 
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